[in case of sax deprivation] tips

2004Lancer SG

in a case when u r deprived, the quick-fix is to use a super thick sponge and cut a slit and pour in lots of soapy gel into it and shaft your dick in simulating screwing... Razz

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

FireIce SG

wah liew…..........get a sex doll lah…..............

2004Lancer SG

sex doll not discreet enough ma....sponge can recycle it to wash car ma.....kakakakakaka

ditzy SG

Use sotong loh, wash already can cook and eat.

2004Lancer SG

oh no no no....all sotongs in the market have already been recycled ONCE by sailors....recycle one more time, u become a fool...... Razz

ditzy SG

For your case, no difference. Laughing

choco B SG

Get a faux vagina.

2004Lancer SG

i prefer glow-in-the-dark torchlight-type vagina

foga SG

~ amituofuo shan zai shan zai ~

elindra SG

Lancer lately like super deprived...
GF ignore u huh?

2004Lancer SG

oh no la...it is time to either sign up new plan or upgrade existing plan.....

beavan SG

need new one ar?

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Mr. Green

wait till rainy day
den the ground and soil loosen and wet
pants down and poke on the floor lor

sans-culotte SG

Mr. Green Good idea..

Wat if it is a not a rainy season?? Laughing

Can pour water into the soil yourself??

BonJovi SG

Originally posted by foga:
~ [b]amituofuo shan zai shan zai ~[/b]

kong ji shi she, she ji shi kong Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral

Axelheat755 SG

Find a watermelon, soak in hot water for 10 mins, cut open, dig a hole about the size of ur didi and start pumping. The watermelon is hot to simulate the vagina. For additional pleasure. u can wipe ur didi with cold water 1st. so called Bing Huo Er Chong Tian. Embarassed

Finish still can eat!

From the Jin Ping Mei Comix Twisted Evil

shandower SG

Warm apple pie. Mr. Green

2004Lancer SG

remember there is a type of childhood toy we play? something rubbery while some are transparent with water inside…and when u try to hold it in your hand, it keeps slipping down….curving inward from the top and coming out from the bottom…..maybe u can try hooting that….can imagine it as a pu22y too….